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There are way too many phone apps that use a white squiggle on a red background for their app icon.

The entire Trump presidency is exactly like a Tide Pod Challenge: 1) you regret it immediately after you pop it in; 2) you try to make yourself throw up, but you can't; 3) your whole body is on the bends while it makes its way through your system; 4) everyone around you just thinks you're a complete idiot for doing it in the first place.

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> It will help me a lot in my carrier if Mr. Linus Torvalds will spend his valuable time to answer to my Q&A Interview.

I'll take "wrong ways to ask for an interview with Mr. Linus Torvalds" for $100, Alex.

I'm old. Someone was mentioning "CF" in their job interview, and for a while I thought they meant "CF Engine" instead of "Cloud Formation."

Get off my lawn.

"Free as in speech" and "free as in beer" should get another distinguishing analogy -- "free as in first hit."

> Hands on experience with SCM tools like Git for branching, tagging and version management

Don't put crap like that in your resume unless your goal is to make the person reviewing it to roll their eyes.

When life gives you lemons, make sure they are genuine Vault-Tec (TM) lemons.

In my mind, this is the only way Fedora's GitLab decision makes any sense.

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Hello, random online shop from where I ordered something 3 years ago. I really don't care to know about your COVID-19 continuity plans.

Disheartening that US's epidemic response is managed by the same guy who drew a sharpie boob on a tornado map in a sad attempt to make reality fit his needs.

I did some work to make patch attestation for email-based workflows a possibility:

people.kernel.org/monsieuricon

I would be happy if more people trialled it out.

Хороший президент это как хороший чай: после двух заварок пора менять.

So, Trudeau probably has ncov-19.

It would be some weird karmic twist if both Trump and Pence get the virus and Nancy Pelosi gets to assume presidential duties for a few weeks.

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